“A tough first game for the Choir Immortal. Their slow cage in the first half was brought to a jarring halt by the Boot Dancers, despite the miraculous number of successful 1D blocks made by the Choir.

The second half saw the boot men stomping all over the Choir, who managed to whittle down their opposition through some more crazy 1D blocks and the odd foul. The sidelines erupted when Croaker send the last bull to the dugout and marked the ball carrier against the sideline. Croaker had the TD saving block to make. Alas, the bounty of skulls was not yet exhausted and Trash shrugged off the miserable attempt, waltzing into the end zone in his final turn. Even a turn eight foul couldn't help them.

The unanswered carnage in the unanswered last turn of the Choir failed to cause any of the Boot Dancers to shuffle off their mortal coil and rejoin the Choir Immortal.”