“What can I say - Burnalot asked me for a match - and I thought lets give it a go I haven't tried plaing against halflings before.

However nobody told the treemen that the match started yet so they sticked around the woods for the first half.

Making it 13 amazingly gutzy halflings against my 11 beastmen.

However things started out really quickly didn't take long before the halflings started falling around took a BH and a KO in the first round - guess they must have been eating some bad soup or something.

Anyways the first round for the halflings one of them fell over his small hairy feets - must have been some of that soup making him dizzy again.

Shortly after one died from food poisoning - terrible thing to happen - should never have gone on the field in the first place. Had the halflings had an apoth - he hopefully never would have let him lose on the field!

The halflings tried to steal the ball from the beastmen but they just refused to let the pancake get away with it so easily. Instead Judge Dredd picked up the ball and passed it on to Mona for her to take a wide run around the two bravely defending halflings - she really put the most into it she had learned and ran a full 8 squares.

Now the halfling fans where starting to boil - and it wasn't more soup! It was their temper and they where losing it as fast as they can empty a pint! Guess I shouldn't have pushed them so far into a corner right from the start! That really upsets them!

So the threw some rocks luckily only one hit - nothing seriously - but then again they would get a chance some time later again.

The halflings and the beastmen pushed the ball around for a while - even managed to let the ball pass along amoung 6 players before it finally ended on the ground.

The beastmen really badly wanted the ball now and had already forgotten all about the ill tempered halfling fans so they made an other couple of badly hurt halflings.

The halflings tried their best to get away with the ball but seems like the thrower had forgotten some wipe his greasy little hands off after having them placed in the soup pot! So it slipped out of his hands and the beastmen where quick to follow up on that one.

Once again a halfling falls over his own feet and so ends the first half.

Now the trees have reached the match - and they are really angry cause noone had informed them. If there is one thing that really can upset a treeman then it's missed a game - it's nearly as bad as fire!

Having the treemen on the field raises the temperatur of the halfling fans yet a notch and this time they manage to knock Max Payne out!

But such a behavior isn't been taken easily on by the beastmen therefore they make a couple of swift moves and reduces the halfling team with yet an other couple of greasy pairs of hands.

By mistake the halflings handles of the ball to a beastman who joyfully runs off with the ball - but stealing isn't really acceptable amoung the halflings so it's punished with a really hard knock on the head and David Jones isn't going in anymore but out!

So this really leaves no choice to the beastmen they have the avenge that - so in the name of the game they seriously get back on the halflings a couple of times leaving 6 of the initial 15 halfling players in the game. But decides to knock one more out before scoring their second touch down.

The beasties are now getting a bit too bold and are hoping for a swift 3rd touch down, but treemen really pull themselves together now and manage to toss a halfling a long way giving him a free run to the final line.
2 to 1 now

Yet an other pancake manage to tumble across his own feet an fall really hard on his head.

4 against 9 players now, the Zack McKracken runs away with the ball and secures the final touch down in the match ending it 3-1.

Thanks for an interesting game. Never have I experienced more violence in one game. Seems like the beastmen didn't get really well along with the little people.





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