“Being the Day o' the Hobbo and all, all hobgoblins of blood tide had stuffed themselves with Eyeballs in oil, rendering their hands slippery indeed. The green little runts skidded all over the field, but lost the ball as son as they got hold of it, as if playing with an ice orb, having soapy hands. Not only did they ruin their own performance, being kicked by the minotaur Relentless in halftime they accidently got oil on his hooves, making him stand on his head most of the second halves. The only Hobgoblin not doing everything wrong, Ugly Og, was unfortunatelly killed during the game and was raised as a zombie under the command of Bonehead. Most of the Blood tide fans loathe Eirie Glow for their hobbonapping, but have to admit that this Og brother is actually better looking as a rotting zombie. ”