“Despite their shortened roster, Short on Damnation managed to survive the loving attentions of the Appelsin Beast and romp in for a few lucky scores. The average ball handling skills of the Nurglings helped the Shorties to score some defensive touchdowns, although Citronsyra managed to scoop up the ball and complete a pass in the same turn to the shock of the spectators.

In other matches Short on Damnation has often found itself critically short of the final motor required to score some points. Today saw the waxing of their favour with the Lords of Chaos.”