“Not a the luckiest game for BackNWhiteDog, two players missing due to niggling injuries meant that they were down to five from the opening kick off. Soon enough the numbers favoured the Shorties and they were able to march into the endzone. The Lords of Chaos were generous in their gifts, only inflicting double skulls on Grain Fed once, providing Heed da Ba II a precious opportunity to score. Unfortunately it was not to be and the half ended with the mighty troll tragically close to the endzone.

Abandoned by his flimsy compatriots, Heed da Ba II had trouble in the second half, managing to send the Oggnaut into the great beyond, but unable to prevent the Shorties from scoring.”