“Well it wasn't their first game actually...the first game was played against a dark elf team that misteriously vanished after a 3-0 loss.
The player had been looking forward to this match especially the 2 ElanessË brothers (lionwarriors), who had been spending numerous extra hours in the gym to work on those muscles. Taurnil the younger of the 2 brothers, being a bit impatient waiting for results to show, decided to use some steroids. Curufinwë, older and wiser, kept clean realising that steroids would only give a temporary result.
Rumour has it that Taurnil accidently spilled some of his steroids in the teams water-tank for half time refreshments. The players started showing side effects, best described as : 'violent incoordinat behaviour'...this resulted in a series of casualties with the opposing team and failure to complete even the simplest of tasks.”