“Remembering the hard hitting (and totally icky gross-out hygiene) of these rats from our last game, the girls prepared for this one in entirely the wrong way...by having a Vodka'n'Gatorade party in the changeroom all day before the match.

So this time none of the 'Flickers were grossed out at all. But every last one of them was paralytic.

The result was not quite what 'Flickers fans came to see, though I guess there was plenty of girly pant on display as the 'Flickers were falling down all over the place.

Turns out Kyla Vanden Bosch is one of those snarky violent drunks though. She absolutely belted the rat ogre, concussion and a missed game the result.

The rats kept up their hitting form, breaking Lucy's collar bone and ending her "brief" career (smutty pun for smutty 'Flickers fans intended).

The scoreline tells the rest of the story.
It could have been much worse...”