“We hatz playan panzy elvs. They too quik far uss und dey wwoant brak wenz we hitum. Iz a goud fink dem litl gobbos scorz dem tuchfdum thingies or elz we koud hav lozt da matsh, err dats wat da boss cosh tuld uss. We gotz anoder Gobbo krunshed but naw we gotz a supa docta und it wount appen ugain, err dats wat da boss cosh tuld uss two... ”