“"This seemed like a walk in the park for the boys of RIP but it wasnt," was the only comment Coach Ishar could offer after the game.

When questioned about his unwillingness to put Paintbrush on the field in the first half he mumbled some response and then turned away.

The game started well for the boys of RIP. Lord Twinkledust put a perfect ball into the left corner of the end zone, well away from any halflings and in prime position for him to pick it up.

Paintbrush spent most of the first half off the field. Some people believe its due to what happened to Bristled II last season, but Paintbrushes heart just didn't seem in it.

Greg played an amazing game, causing four of RIP's six casualties and then taking Most Valuable Player for his performance. This should push him ahead for MVP for the season.

Reg and Gary had a good bit of luck too, though not as impressive it was good to see them pulling their weight.

The same cant be said for Paintbrush, Too Early, or Nooooo!. They did nothing worthwhile all game, except survive. It is believed that Coach Ishar has given them an ultimatom about their performances and that unless they improve they will be reconstructed into better players.

Captain of the team Lord Twinkledust had another outstanding game. Scoring two more touch downs and taking another twenty rushing yards, he looks set to take the Brinze Slipper for the second year running as long as he doesnt suffer the same fate as his brother.

All in all it was a decent result. And the team looks forward to its next few matches.

Voting:
3 - Ricky Ponting - for causing the only casualty for the Hero's
2 - Mathew Hayden 2 - even though he died he did well to pick up the ball in the corner of the end zone before tripping over as he pushed himself too much.
1 - Brett Lee - for taking the initiative and trying to remove Paintbrush from the game during the second half.”