“"So where do they go from here Bob? Another death, that's five in only seven matches and yet another defeat. Surely it can't go on?"

"What looked like a winable game on paper just turned into a headache for the Canterbury head coach. His players were dropping like flies all over the pitch. At one point I counted five, maybe six sitting on the bench nursing knocks. And the loss of Canon just took the heat out of the side. Melibee looked to fire the team back into the match with a great touchdown but it just wasn't there day. They...."

"Sorry to interupt Bob but I've just grabbed head coach Chaucer in the tunnel. Chaucer, what did you make of the game?"

"Rarrrghhh!!!!!!!"

"You can't argue with that."

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