“What a fucking dice-rape this game was. Only pushbacks, almost no pows. And than Jaawi had lot of them and his armour rolls went over 10 so easy it was not realistic anymore. I have had no chance this game, cause of bad dice. Could not even work out a strategy.
“Our intelligence department found out just before the match that while the league matches are paired, Nuffle can only be watching half of the matches. Nuffles twin Gruffle takes care of the other half. This time it was going to be his turn.
Mata Hari sneaked into Gruffles office, found his calendar and changed the name of the field where the match was supposed to be, writing in perfect Gruffle handwriting. At the start of the game Gruffle was on the other side of the continent and could therefore not watch over the game. Samuel Morse somehow came up with the code to the dice's used and fixed them in the favour of our team. That was the key to our succes this time. :)
The Morse Dice Code didn't work very well at start and Orc Orgie II managed to make a touchdown with smooth manouvers from one side. The Mast Mounters were a little supprised as the dice should had been in our favour. Even after the orcs td the dice wasn't yet working as they should. That was until Morse remembered some part of the code he had forgot! That was just in time for pistolero and thrower Kit Carson to make 2 incredible dodges and make a succesful pass to Tiger who was waiting near the opponents end zone. Orc blitzer Cloud came rushing to meet Tiger and Butch Cassidy on the side but Morse fixed his second GFI roll and we had and easy td after the sudden turnover.
Now the score was 1-1 and the 2nd half started. We had to come up with something more than good agility rolls. The orcs were pissed and we knew they were coming after us. So now Morse had to fix the armor rolls. A BOB was soon in the KO'd box. We tried one side but the orcs were all over us. ED The Eagle knocked down Kit Carson and the ball scattered. At this time Mata Hari and Butch Cassidy were silently trying to hold the other side of the field. Morse Morse fixed one more orc in the KO'd box and Kit Carson picked up the ball again and passed it quickly to Tiger who was ready to move up. Mata Hari also made a flanking maneuver to slow down the raging orcs. Thread in Darkness managed to knock out Tiger and the ball scattered again.
Tex Willer came to pick the ball up and tried to handle it to Butch but Morse had forgot to change the code for our re-rolls so we had none left that turn when Butch didnät pay enough attention grabbing the ball. The situation confused the team again and the orcs managed to hurt Victor Perlo badly.
We had to get even and we knocked out a couple more orcs. This round our re-rolls were fixed so that if Butch had not been able to pick up the ball we could have backed him up. We were a little closer but the orcs pushed hard. We had not found any way to really tie them up in this game. Without mr Morse we had lost this one. Orc blitzer Stronger blocked Butch but he was saved by the Bell... no Morse, sorry. With Tex Willer assisting the block Butch finally blitzed his way clear to make the td!
We wanted to be sure to keep the 1 goal advantage until the end so Morse had to fix the KO-rolls now. It worked also and 3 orcs stayed in the box at kick-off. I donät think we could have hold all of them. Blitzer Header was on his way to make a td but Tex and Tiger stopped him and secured the ball. The orcs had no choice than to bash some to get some comfort. I bet they didn't know what really happened. Something just went wrong. Yes, Gruffle was not there... :)
Better luck to you Mennos in the rest of the matches! :)”
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I will forget this game asap.
Jaawi good luck with your games and have fun.”