“This, the first and last match for this team of Gangster wanabes, was a brutal affair. Things started well, when on the first block of the match Silvio Dante put Fuzzy in hospital with a solid block. It proved to be but a false dawn. From that moment on a mixture of poor dice (42% luck) and even worse tactical decision making from the rookie coach, coupled with sound play from the Chaos beast led to a one sided game that the 1 - 0 scoreline fails to reflect. With 3 of the 11 missing the next game, a catcher and thrower both with niggling injuries and no money for an Apothecary or replacement players. The owner decided to put a bomb under the team bus and claim on the insurance. Here lies the remains of Soprano Waste Management.

Look out for the owners new team "Satriale's Pork Store" taking the field very soon!”