“Welcome Sports Fans and you too Blood Bowl Fans, I have the very latest report of the Tamers' last game,which was against the Chaos team, Lord Fiskes Despoilers, which turned out to be quite a close match, that was hard fought by both teams. Chaos Minotaur was pretty much handled most of the game by a small group of our brave linedwarves, but still managed two casualties. The only Touch Down of the game, came from Mad `Legs' Rockbiter, who pretty much had the run of the field, as his fellow team mates made a wall of bodies between Mad and the Chaos players. Speaking with Fenix after the game, he had this to say;
"Yer, watchya want dis time fella?"
I asked him about the game, the result and the fact that near the end of the game, he himself appeared to take a slight knock and limp off,
"Typical game, we wuz der an' der Chaos wuz der, we got der win wit' sum gud werk, we is der Chaos Tamers afterall."
"Nah, I's saw dat we wuz gonna win der game, an' decided ter see wha' dey cud do wit' out me on der pitch, so I's came off fer an early beer"
"Now if yer'll let me get on wit' me after match stuff, den I's won't rip yer a new butt 'ole"
He always jokes with me, erm, we are really the best of friends, anyhow, this was Fredderick Pooms reporting, hope you all have a nice day.”