#1 O.J. Skunkson – Dead (RIP) #7 Yersinia – Dead (RIP) #9 Jack The Ripper – Dead (RIP)
“Another large win for the Suckers with little Speedy putting in a brilliant performance. The boys were very excited to start their first game against an undead team, but by the time they realised that UNdead doesn't mean the same as that there will be NO death in the game, it was allready too late and the blood was allready flowing. It all started well though, with O.J. smashing an opponents hip (which granted him an extra bonus from the team sponsor). We were all grinning at the time, little did we know that O.J. would be playing with the other team (as a zombie !) by the end of the game and that he wouldn't be the only teammate we would lose today. Yersinia was finally put out of his misery and we are still mourning the untimely death of Jack The Ripper. His brother (The Crippler) luckily had been able to spill some blood on the other side, but even for the mighty Crippler it had been a harsh game and afterwards he (as well as Speedy) was beginning to feel the signs of ageing.
After the game the Board of Directors revealed at a press conference that they were negotiating with two firms who were intrested in sponsoring the team: a funeral parlour and a nursing home. ”
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Naama retires
... in style
(he niggled this game... but he enjoyed every drop of blood)”