“uhum...this is what they call a 'Piraeus Victory'
To celebrate the founding of their club the wood elf invited a local halfling sausage factory to throw a BBQ for them...unfortunately Huron and Calusa who got the assignment from the coach to arrange everything messed up big time when during a meeting with the halfling master chef they made a negative remark about some of his cooking (they didn't like some of the sausages). The master chef seemed to take it remarkebly well (especially if you know he is famous for his sausage making) and said he would prepare something else instead on the BBQ...little did they know that he was refering to them...
Mohawk got his foot stuck in a halfling meat grinder...causing him to miss the next game and probably giving him a life long limp.”