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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2007-02-03 22:29:34
50k
2/1/2
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
4
-
1
20
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1
38
68
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“We ripped their belts and ate theie braces for lunch! NotSoTall was yet again forced to sit out the game cause of his niggling injury, so we did what we had to and blamed it all on William McBruce, who was kicked to the trainers bench after the game and quickly replaced by son, William McBruce jr. If the Belt and Braces ever recover from this game, we would strongly suggest that they fire their apo (who was probably passed out due to last nights gallon of stout), as he failed to save the life of poor 'ol #12 Dogsbody. May he find peace, or as his mother would say: Baaaaaah!”
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
-
-
1
8
-
-
20
27
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#2 Lord Ponsonby of Smythe – Dead (RIP)
#12 Dogsbody – Dead (RIP)
“Dearest Family,
I bring you news of the latest venture into this intriguing game. Faced a shower of Dwarfs this time out, typically boastful lot, the stunties somehow only just managed to scrape a win against one of the poorest teams to ever hit the 150 rating mark and yet still boast a marvelous record, clearly shows it's merely bad luck and the poor quality of the servants that drags our record down!
Even the comentators on the game thought the MVP on Belt & Braces was the the cesspit cleaner who lasted until the first block against it skiving the rest of the game. In reality I had to try very hard to throw this match, had the feeble beastie scum been capable of picking up the ball long enough in the second half to move it out of our side of the pitch this game would have had draw written all over it.
The crowd also showed their displeasure at the upper classes and took the opportunity to rip my good fellow Lord Ponsonby into tiny little pieces thus claiming him a position of great honour in the team as the first member of the ruling classes to snuff it, unlike those disgusting servants that keep failing to do their jobs properly in protecting their lordships.
My regards to the fine coach of the stunties as he had the good grace to apologies for bringing about the cruel treatment of Lord Ponsonby, those are the halmarks of a true gentlman, well as far as a 4' bearded ball of hate can be considered a gentleman.
Yours sincerely
Finlay (Gentleman)
”
I bring you news of the latest venture into this intriguing game. Faced a shower of Dwarfs this time out, typically boastful lot, the stunties somehow only just managed to scrape a win against one of the poorest teams to ever hit the 150 rating mark and yet still boast a marvelous record, clearly shows it's merely bad luck and the poor quality of the servants that drags our record down!
Even the comentators on the game thought the MVP on Belt & Braces was the the cesspit cleaner who lasted until the first block against it skiving the rest of the game. In reality I had to try very hard to throw this match, had the feeble beastie scum been capable of picking up the ball long enough in the second half to move it out of our side of the pitch this game would have had draw written all over it.
The crowd also showed their displeasure at the upper classes and took the opportunity to rip my good fellow Lord Ponsonby into tiny little pieces thus claiming him a position of great honour in the team as the first member of the ruling classes to snuff it, unlike those disgusting servants that keep failing to do their jobs properly in protecting their lordships.
My regards to the fine coach of the stunties as he had the good grace to apologies for bringing about the cruel treatment of Lord Ponsonby, those are the halmarks of a true gentlman, well as far as a 4' bearded ball of hate can be considered a gentleman.
Yours sincerely
Finlay (Gentleman)
”