“After our last disastrous game we really needed a win to keep morale high and, boy, did we get one ! To make sure nothing could come between us and victory, our coach dropped some rotten meat in the opponents refreshment drinks. Farty Fredericks played his best game up till now and scored no less than 4 TD's (including the easiest one of his career after a quick snap combined with a touchback) and Jack The Crippler again showed himself as a reliable player, allways to be found in the line of action.
This game our special award goes to Rataldinho. He closed up to a dark elf blitzer in order to assist a teammate he expected to perform a blitz on his opponent. The blitz didn't come (for the obvious reason we allready blitzed that turn) and Rataldinho was left alone standing next to a dark elf with superior strength and block skill. The DE blitzer thankfully accepted the present and knocked Rataldinho down the next turn, seriously hurting him. Our apo wasn't prepared to help someone who hurt himself in such a dumb way, so we'll have to do without Rataldinho next game.”