“There's just one way to deal with stumpy stunts
Bash, and bash, then kick them while they're down
Although it seems these dwarves are hard to kill
Foul Indigested Lump is less than pleased :
'On that last foul, I felt something go snap,
I swear, Eraser's head is made of stone...'”
“After the good fortune of the last match the Stunt's were confident that this much weaker Rotters side would be a walk in the park.
How wrong could they have been?! The rotters took the kick and proceeded to grind down field with just as much ferocity as the Minions! The stunts managed to break the ball lose but these Rotters just kept picking it back up and they just couldn't stop the score. With just enough time left to equalise the stunts ran forward only to be smacked down again.
With only 9 men left on the field the stunts tried some elf ball, but sadly this failed miserably and the rotters scored again. In the end the stunts were so disheartened that the "easy" pass couldn't even be made and the consilation TD was beyond them too. Thankfully there was no perminant damage and the Stunts will play the Orcs will a full squad and the knowledge that a win is vital to stay in the play off race.”
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Bash, and bash, then kick them while they're down
Although it seems these dwarves are hard to kill
Foul Indigested Lump is less than pleased :
'On that last foul, I felt something go snap,
I swear, Eraser's head is made of stone...'”