"Da boyos start fight good witt Hooz rippin' Blim in two in first block in da game, but sissy apo fix him witt snot from treeboy me tink. Den Donk did good job witt Remi who was wise to stay in injured box."
"Yes, the elves seemed a bit shaken after such a messy start, but what about the rest?"
"Me not happy witt fight. We win but not kill many sissies. Me tink sissies put 'Girly Temples' in team beer in half time."
"What about the rumour of you declining the post game drinking fest?"
"Mobwonkers only drink 'Wogmork's Finest' after game, no Wogmork in sissy tavern."
"There's also a rumour of the Warriors demanding a rematch, what about it?"
"Dey come, dey die, any day. We happy."
Excerpt from interview made by freelancing reporter Suw Mee for the Blood Bowl Magazine.”
“"So, Tobbebobbe, what can you say about todays game?"
"Well Jim, the lovely summer day was perfect for a game of bloodbowl. But it was just a friendly game, so we were a bit on the defence, hence the defeat by one point."
"Friendly you say...?"
"Well of course, we even invited the Mobwonkers for beer after the game"
"Now you have to share the secret Tobbebobbe, is it true that we Mobwonkers declined since the local bar doesn´t serve Shirley Temples?"
"No comment Jim, gotta get going... See you next game."
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"Da boyos start fight good witt Hooz rippin' Blim in two in first block in da game, but sissy apo fix him witt snot from treeboy me tink. Den Donk did good job witt Remi who was wise to stay in injured box."
"Yes, the elves seemed a bit shaken after such a messy start, but what about the rest?"
"Me not happy witt fight. We win but not kill many sissies. Me tink sissies put 'Girly Temples' in team beer in half time."
"What about the rumour of you declining the post game drinking fest?"
"Mobwonkers only drink 'Wogmork's Finest' after game, no Wogmork in sissy tavern."
"There's also a rumour of the Warriors demanding a rematch, what about it?"
"Dey come, dey die, any day. We happy."
Excerpt from interview made by freelancing reporter Suw Mee for the Blood Bowl Magazine.”