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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2007-02-06 00:10:48
CTV 1000k Chaos
1
Winnings 80k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/2/0
 
 
Amazon CTV 1060k
1
90k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor -1
1/0/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
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cas
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mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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7
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3
7
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#6
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2
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#7
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4
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#8
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5
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#9
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4
2
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#10
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#11
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4
3
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#12
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4
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#13
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23
4
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#14
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#15
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3
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TOTALS
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1
12
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34
40
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Arkzein gloomily plodded onto the pitch behind the braying, wild eyed pack of beastmen, their irritating yelps and screams rising to a great crescendo when upon sight of their oponents, a stunninglt beautiful amazon team. Goggle eyed and drooling profusely the slaaneshi beasts lined up for their first game in their new league.

Things went well at first, crashing some skulls and barking orders the Captain managed to form a cage around Marut who hsd quickly pounced on the ball directly after the kick off. The clutch of beastmen with Arkzein at the head keeping them in line systematically working up the pitch until a chance opening saw the savage Marut burst through for a Touchdown. However the beastmen could not be controlled for long, and only luck saved a quick reply from the amazonian women, who couldn't manage a pass surrounded by the stinking, braying Chaos team.

The second half was an utter fiasco, players falling over each other. First an amazonian tripping over her own feet, then Ulskor doing likewise oogling her prone figure when clean through for a touchdown. In the end after letting themselves get fooled and beaten to the ground by the hot blooded women the game degenerated in a slugfest with the Malefactors in deperate defence, their lack of skill showing as the lithe women dodged through their line as if it wasn't there, leaving beatman flailing helpless after them. Taking it onboard himself to stop the rout, Arkzein put in a captain's performance, single handedly battering his way through a throng of fearful Amazonians to reach the ball as the final whistle closed in.

Yet looking around, disgusted at his teammates and seeing his coach, jailor and tormentor, the vile sorcerer, glaring at him and gesticulating that he throw a pass for a certain second touchtown the disgruntled Chaos Warrior made a despicable decision. Instead of sending a long bomb down the pitch, with no need to be accurate, he fumbled the ball twice gifting an exquiliser to the battered amazonians. All that remained was a few punches before the final whistle blew.

With few injuries inflicted on their opposition, a draw that felt like a loss and leaving the pitch with the beastmen too preoccupied with the stunning women to even have commited a single foul, instead of being downtrodden Arkzein felt far from it, elated perhaps more apt a word. Bar the cheering Amazonians he was the only figure leaving the pitch with a smile upon his face, a sly, sardonic grin hidden behind his thick, battered helmet. He'd gotten one over on the treacherous Sorcerer, he hoped, the first of many.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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5
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#2
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3
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#3
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1
3
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#5
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5
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#6
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8
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12
5
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#7
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#11
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#14
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#15
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TOTALS
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At the whisle PP made a perfect kick of. Placing the ball far down the Lepronie half. Marut quickly haded for the ball to secure it. But the chaos attack failed when Malak was unfocused (looked like a womans charm works on beast as well)
And he fell to the ground. The girls where quick to get of the line and into safty. Deniying the beast as many blocks as they coud.
Also fast moving forward to put preasure on Marut and the ball.But he well protected and Arkzein moved back to make a path. Again the Beast ofence failed as Zargol druled and droped to the ground.

The PP girls then whent for an all out attack. Knocking the fiew beast left on the offenc to the ground and surounded the mass of meat the contained the ball. The beast pushed the gurading wall slowly forward, knocking a fiew fragile females to the ground as they went. But still nowhere within scoring range. The girls pushed bakc. But they where outnumbered. And the beast now had a chance for going for it. But will they take it. Both Malak and Dagor was dangurly close the the edge.Once more the Malefactors push. but the PP girls are all coeverd in oil and refuse to go down. As the Girls strike back. Bambi have a mission to fill a gap. And as se run her high heels plunge into the ground and the strains her ankle. Going of the pitch. There was now a coridor open for the Leporine Malefactors. And it's used to the extrem. 5 players and the ball slip past. Now the Girls are lagging. They have one chance to stop the beast. And the waight fall on Alison, who buckle under the pressure. All Marut need to do is run the ball home. But it it a bit far. Willl he make it. All Standig girls are moved out of the way and Marut takes his time. and it's a TD.

The Playboys are under preasure. They are realy outnumbered. And are down one goal. Wil they manage to take advantige of the flat lineup of the LM2. The kick is off. Aaaaand the ball land's just behind tha line. Both Amber and Paris get tru. Ginger get up to protect the ball. Jut to top things off Britey knocked Ulskor off the pitch. the chaotic beasts suround both runners and the ball. Makeing it next to impossible for the girls.But they managet to secure the ball. though it do look grim. As it's only Amber who can score. And she is all alone (sombody comfort her). It's a big pileup in the center. Will the ball get out? Will PP get a cahnce to equalize? The ball is knocked out of the pack. And Paris move to pick it up. She will have to pass it down the filed to the surounded Amber. Whom will have to catch it and dodge her way home. But she is agains waight down by the responsibility. and loose the ball.

Half time. There was plenty of pads on the backs (or bottoms) in the PP lockeroom. The girls needed all the feal good power they coud get.. Another flat defence for the LM2's And it seem to work well for them. It keept the girls from scoring. Although it was close. Trish certanly got a good kiss form the coach as she got out ther and promtly knocked Bregol off. The girls break tru. But it will brobably not wold. they keep tight this time, hpoing that one of them is left standing to carch the throw from Ginger. It got ugly when Arkzein jumped poor inocent Tiffany. And fractured her leg. Luckely Dr. Silicone rushed to her aid and patched her together. ther was a huge opening as Ginger gan forward to pass the ball to an unprotected Paris. But in her eager. She loose her fotting, and the ball. Ulskor whom was next to her runs up takes the ball. And head down field. A real show off. But loose his fokus as a PP fan flashes him and he stumbles. It's time for Amper to step into the row of failed pickup and throws. She on the other hand manage to pass the ball. But it was not catched. And thus. The standing is a tad bit better for the girls. But not good. As there are planty of horns to hit them down. The beatmen knocke away a fiew girls piled up around the ball. As Dagor made it to do the pick up. Failing ofcourse. How coud he not with so mutch exposed skin around him. Lilain blocke Hemor onto the ball and it bounced right into her arms. amazed she is frozen, unable to do anything has her girlfriends rush up around her, to protect her from the oncoming flood of muscle and bone. Paris goes down, Lilaine goes down, ball scatters away from the brutes. Alison was jumed by Zargol, but She keept her knee high. Giving him a ball crushing kick that he'll never forget. Back on the ball Tiffany pickes it up and rush across to Britey whom will be very exposed. But Trish runs to her side provide a valuable screen. But there still was room for Arkzein and he did what he does bes getting gilrs on htere backs. But will it be enough to prevent the grils from scoring? Stay tuend as we come back.

It's realy open. Although the Penthouse girls are strong in numbers in the place that matter. But Arkzein stands firm guarding the ball. It sudenly looked realy nasty as Omngar pounded on Tiffanys groin... Wonder what he was going for? Now the Malefactors had compleet control of the ball. And probably the game. Hemor moes and pick up the ball. Throw it to Arkzein. But as the blocker he is. he fumbles the ball and it land at his feet.
Lilaine and Trish block him out of the way and Paris pick up the ball, Handing it off to Britey whom rush forward and score. The game is a draw.

The players line up again. Once more Bambi refuse to get back on her feet. That ankle must realy hurt. there is a smal probability of another touch down in this match. So there wil most likely be a big brawl out there on the pitch. But still LM2 are takeing control of the ball and moving it forward. The girls back away. And let's see what the foul boys wil do.. A last jump on the fiew left standing girls. Jepp it is. And down she goes. There will be some bruses to show if in the shower after this game.

And there you have it. The end of the loosing streek of the girls. And the start of a party that will last for days.On this party there where two new girls Melaine and Candi... Both have folowed the senior team around. But now they where oficialy included to the team. Tru the ritual of mud wresling, Blindfolded "guess who" and Tail the cheerleader.
 
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