“Blasted pointy-ears! I was certain that I'd win this match but somehow they surprised my team time and time again. They managed to make success out of our failures with frightening efficiency, and I thought luck had abandoned me for good.

The second half was an entirely different story. After threatening my players with curses and warpfire treatments I managed to make them resemble a fighting force and, for fear of punishment or because of their skill - they managed to even the odds.

Too bad the match ended after some pointy-eared fans rioted and made it impossible for me to pull off a draw. Blasted pointy-ears. With warp lightning, preferably.”