“Good evening sports fans, and welcome to the BBBC, the Blood Bowl Broadcast Channel.

Featured tonight was the third round match for the Mr Whippy's Emporium Regional League XVIII between the P.M.T. Warriors and the Necromantic forces of Restless In Pieces.

Much to my personal disappointment, the P.M.T. Warriors announced that they would not be wearing string bikini's this match, but I canot argue with their reasoning. I personally would find the sight of a beautifully tanned goddess having her skin covered in decaying zombie flesh rather disgusting, so the traditional team uniform was today worn.

The P.M.T. Warriors and Restless In Pieces had a back and forth match, with the P.M.T. Warriors dominating for much of the first part of the game. wit hthe score at 2 to nothing, Restless in Pieces apparently had had enough, and proceeded to actually put a bit of focus on the ball, rather than their usual game of hurting their opponents.

Unfortunately it was just too late in the match to be trying to make a comeback, and they scored a single touchdown in the dying secodns of the game.

The lovely P.M.T. Warriors held a post-match press conference, smiling and laughing, stating that in their next match, scheduled to be against the King's Park Rangers, they will indeed be sporting the string bikini uniforms again, much to this reporter's delight. They did, however, compliment Restless in Pieces by saying they played one of the most fun games the P.M.T. warriros have faced, then blew a kiss to the "cute little puppy called Paintbrush" who "only wanted a hug" from the amazon beauties.

Another announcement was made in the press conference, that two rookies from the P.M.T. Academy would be joining the Warrior's roster, 'Old Mother Hubbard ANNIHILATED her cupboard' and 'Polly BLEW the kettle UP'. In this reporter's opinion, the more string bikinis, the better.

This is your reporter, Viggo Chazdalik, signing off. Next week, I hope to have an interview with the Warrior's Captain, Queen Artemisia, to present to you.

Votes:

3 - Paintbrush: The Cute little puppy who only wanted a hug.

2 - Lord Twinkledust: for scoring the only Restless In Pieces touchdown this game.

1 - Greg: for intimidating the warriors to the point that they devoted time to keeping him away form the main action.”