“The injury list for this game suggests plenty of action, but that alone does little justice in representing what went on tonight on FUMBBL.

After a first half touchdown, and having secured superior numbers, the Bucs looked to be in complete command of the ball game. However, things soon changed after the next kick off, with the Boys remembering what they were born to do- injure! They set about demolishing the Bucs lineup, succeeding to such an extent that there were only 4 Bucs left in the 2nd half!

With their star Doom charging for the endzone and well-protected, the Boys looked set for 1-1, but a miracle tackle by Catherine almost killed the beast, who was only saved by immediate medical attention! From this moment, the game took another tilt and favored the Bucs, with an almighty ruck evebtually resulting in the football rebounding around the organic player pinball machine before settling safely in Bucs hands. From here the girls' superior speed saw them take it the long way home for the second score.

All in all, if this game were repeated 100 times, the scores would probably be different every time. And one thing is for sure- no Buc would have survived every game!

Overall, a cracking match- I'm not sure if I'm relishing a replay however!”