“And we have had a complete bloodbath. The skaven looked to have the upper hand early on, before even the end of the first quarter they had scored a touchdown, badly hurt one halfing and killed another outright!

However this was the peak of their game, the ref started the streak of terrible luck by ejecting both of their weapon bearing players. After this, despite minotaurs constantly standing and roaring, with the help of some chainsaws the Chaos haflings started to butcher the little ratmen, leaving none on the pitch at the end of the half and scoring their own touchdown.

With no more than two players on the pitch, and occasionally none, throughout the second half the result was never in question, ending 3-1. However the sneaky rats did some serious damage, killing three of the haflings in total by the end crippling the Lilliputian Malefactors for their next match having sustained four deaths in just two games.”