“The Felons win the cointoss, and opt to receive. Assault with a deadly weapon fires up his good ol' Rippa200 dicer and the fans instantly go absolutely rabid anticipating bloodshed. And bloodshed they get.

The first two goblins to touch the ball instantly die. First Carjacking is torn to shreds by shrapnel from a well placed bomb by Synns crew. Assault with a deadly weapon instantly takes revenge and slices up one of Synns gobos.

Bombs get tossed, gobos dodge and get injured, there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth, and the fans are just salivating at the total mayhem that would put the most suicidal pumpwagon piloteers to shame.

The tide rather quickly turns in favor of the Felons, much thanks to the fact that we switched Synns saw fuel for fungusale, so that they refused to start up. In the meantime the Felons onfield chainsaw was roaming about slicing up the opposition greenskins.

Khaan manages to score against the decimated opposition just before halftime. Two of Synns secret weapons are spotted and sent off. Khaan sneaks by unnoticed. After halftime Khaans bomber is sent off, but it is too late to change the outcome of the game. Synn is down to just a handful of players, and when Khaans wizard injures two of the opposition in a flaming ball of fire its a sealed deal.

The Felons move on rather unschatched, for a cheater team.

Thanks Synn for a fun game! Like you said, even when you lose you win in these games. ”