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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2007-02-17 20:59:15
CTV 1160k Amazon
4
Winnings 50k
Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 5/0/0
 
 
Dark Elf CTV 1000k
1
60k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor -1
1/0/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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3
-
-
-
3
-
22
12
-
-
#2
3
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
22
5
-
#3
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
13
3
-
#5
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
9
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
#7
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
10
-
#10
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
5
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#15
-
-
2
-
-
4
-
-
-
4
-
#16
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
5
7
-
TOTALS
4
3
5
-
1
30
-
22
52
58
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Dark Seers of truth vs Penthouse Playboys

The players run out on the field. On this wonderfull day. Here at the Mansion. 41000 drooling spectators have come to see the Girls play the Elfs. The Podles have just warmed up the crowd. Wearing there minimal costumes. This looked like it's going to be one fine match.
The Grils come running out of the looker room. All covered in oil and greas. The sun reflecting off there skin. And the male audience goes wild.

First Half
The girls win the toss. And quickly go about bashing heads. within minutes Murkey and Hostile have been caried off the pitch with injuries. The Girls groin kicks work like a charm. And Ginger had full controll of the ball. Tossing it up field to Paris. And it's a touch down.

As the players take to the pitch again. The Girls use a defensive line up. But without need. As the Dark Seers dodge off and try to run around them. the kick from Ginger is perfect. And land all the way back at the end zone. Quck moves are neede to keep on the right side of the fast rushing elfs. A fiew of them is knocke down. But too many are stil standing and capable of countering. Ginger trying to hold them off, stumbles and leaving everything wide open (her jersy too, to the joy of the spectators). This opertunety is taken by Dimmed Jim who run and pass the ball to Melancholy. And the score is now 1-1.

The goal realy upsett the PP girls. And at the next kick off. The start punishing. Never before have this mutch blood been spilt on the pitch at the Mantion. Some say that half the team had there period. But we have been unable to confirm this rumors.Starting to get heavely outnumbered. Dark Elf Dark Scrowl realized that something had to be done. He ran down to take posession of the ball. And toss it further back. In order to delay the second PP TD. Right after the ball left his hand. Lilane hit him. Knocking him to the ground. Giving Ginger the room she needed to get the ball up tp Paris. Paris then ran to the end protected by Amber. In the center of the field the girls continued to hit, claw, bite, pull hair and what not. Sending more elfs off. In a desperate atempt to stop the girls. Dimmed Jim and Opaque Hatered rushed back. But failed to take the ball from Paris. And it was one har knock form her as she pushed dimmed Jim into the waiting crowd. Angry at him for touching "there lady".

Second Half.
The Dark Seers of thruth was unablt to rock the line of the penthouse. But they did manage to create a hole. And tru it came Dimmed Jim. carying the ball and lobbing it as far away as possible. Landing in the playboy endzone. The Elfs neede to be puched back. And so the they where. Dimmed Jim was wraped up in female curves and silicone. Preventing him from running further down field. But still he managed to bounch of the soft flesh of the girls. It woud seem he had done so before. The girls however did not want him to slip out so soon. As Nicole and Trish ran to keep him within there grasp. ginger then rushed back to take the ball, and pass it up before Jim coud take it and socre. It was Melanie who stod on the reciving end of the pass. Obscure Cure came to take her dowm but too lait as she handed it off to Paris, who was on her way for another TD in this game.

The Seers where now outnumbered by almost 2 to 1. As they took to the pitch again. And it was easy for Amper to take control af the ball. She ran upfield. But Dark Scrowl came to intercept her. Puching her back. Danguresly close to the bariers of the pitch. But so too was Dark Scrowl. And Britey saw this. She ran up and blocked him off. Rignt into the pompoms of Nikita. Right after faling lifeless to the ground. What happend.. ? Ah... Nikita revealed a knife hidden in the pompom. Deng Ham, the coach of the Penthouse girls rushed over to her hand secured her way down into the looker rooms. As Amber dodged clear and headed for another Touch Down for the PP girls. The situation was dire for the Seers of Truth. The only way to stop Amber was to get as many players to her as possible. Of the four players left it was only Cramped Darkness and Melancoly Incarnated who was within range. But they failed in stopping Amber. Both Britey and Paris came to Ambers aid. and they opened up a path for her. And the score is now 4-1

In the Dark Seer Dugout Shady Character had watched his teammates being molested by girls. And at that momet he swore an oath never to feal up a girl. Even if she asked him to do so. And as he did. He continued to fake his blackout.

The Girls lined up for a flatt offence. Knowing they woud outnumber the elfs. At the kick the elfs backed away from the line. And the game had ended...

A suprisingly strong victory for hte Penthouse Playboys. Both in touch downs and knock outs.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
2
-
#3
-
1
-
-
1
6
-
6
12
-
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
3
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
5
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#7
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
2
2
1
-
#8
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
2
5
-
#9
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
8
6
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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TOTALS
1
2
1
-
1
12
-
8
33
23
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#1 Dark Scowl – Dead (RIP)
To cut a long story short, these damn Zons hurt as much as khermi do on a BAD DAY, so i'm stunned.

Just want to point out 2 extra casualties from crowd pushes, one RIP and one SI. the 5 casualties that earnt spps were all BHs, so thats a total of 7 casualties...

well played, and tons of skills for you :)
 
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