“Good evening sports fans, and welcome to the BBBC, the Blood Bowl Broadcast Channel.

Tonight we had the fourth round match for the lovely P.M.T. Warriors, facing off against the veteran Wood Elves of the Kings Park Rangers.

As promised, the Warriors did wear their string bikini uniforms, and managed to incorporate some very fine spikes on them to provide some extra pain-inflicting ability, as well as looking rather attractive on the field.

Well... I say rather attractive, but I mean much stronger words that the Censor would Bleep, but you get my drift.

Team Captain Queen Artemisa again was buzzing around the field, charging various rangers in a frenzied attempt to hurt them. She was still buzzing after the match, and as such was unable to provide the promised interview. We will try again next round though.

A large amount of injuries were inflicted by the Warriors tonight, leaving their ball-carrier standing near the goal -line impassively watching as the Rangers were systematically taken apart, despite various desperate and frustrated attempts by the rangers to reach her to stop the equalising an dthen the winning touchdowns.

The Rangers scored their lone touchdown in the first few minutes of the game, utilising their speed to great efficiency. After that, The Warriors simply had their way with the elves.

I am so jealous of those elves, being knocked down by such beautiful women and jumped on....

hmm? oh... This is your reporter, Viggo Chazdalik, signing off. Have a wonderful night, folks!


Votes:

3 - Sylvan Dylan: for scoring on the second turn of the match, and giving me a majro worry about how easily it seemed to be done.

2 - Wardancer jnr: for being the most mobile tree i've seen in a long time (didn't fail a single take root roll as far as I know)

1 - Galandrel Smegazonian: For being an effective defense focus.”