CTV 1210k Chaos Halfling
3
Squig Herders CTV 1030k
0
#8 Tempest – Smashed Knee (NI)
#9 Seafire – Smashed Knee (NI)
#15 Hellcat – Smashed Knee (NI)
#8 Tempest – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#9 Seafire – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#15 Hellcat – Broken Ribs (MNG)
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The Steaks where about to face off agaist there last competitor in thes turnamnet. Coach Deng Ham had been in the crowds when Gurlakks Gang played Da Rebul Fakshun. It was a bloodbath. And Deng Ham was wery happy with the next round draw. As Rebul looke a tooth sharper. But head Coach ThOr and team Chaptian Gurlakk. Had promised the NZS a real run for the points. And warned them not to take it as a walkover. The warning was taken seriously, and what else coud you expect with a team full of squigs. They eat other players as fast as the Steaks stuff down there barbeque lunch.
First Half
So the players took to the field. There was a big uproaring on the grandstands. Bottles and Steak knifes was hurled form the spectators. And nothing less than 4 Goblins, a squig and a halfling was knocked down and out byt the hailstorm of debrie. Despite Gurlakk obecting to the judge, the game played on. The judge was probably more scared of the New Zaggarund Steaks fans than he was anybody on the pitch.
The NZS won the toss and roared off first. Taking advantige of the low goblin player count on the field. knocking even more to the ground. Gurlakk was already on a uphill fight. And tryed to recover as best he coud. It was not easy as both Gorlaz and Xantras fired up there saws early. ThOr had instructed his lads to go out hard on the minos. And In that tehy sucseeded. Stunning Zharzak early in the game. Sazag took the ball up pitch in a hunt for an early score. Fumbeling the pass, the ball landing in the midts of the fighting. The big brawl was so confusing that Fortress and Gurlakks squigs started biting off his own teammates. Further reducing Gurlakks crew. As the dust setteled there where only 7 goblins, 7 'flings and both minos left on the pitch. It was now that Fodderman broke free and to alls suprize he had with him the ball. But not for long as Gurlakk himself took charge and took a bite of the stunty. Once more the was a big fight around the ball. Everybody jumping in, either to take the ball, another player or just to join the fun. The Steaks completly controling this one. Knocking all goblins to the ground and Imzerved dodged tru, grabing the ball and headed for a TD.
At the restart of the game. Fortress was pissed. He sett out to do what they had planed all along. To get them minos of the pitch. Seriously injuring Krazakran. And nothing more happened this half.
Second Half
The New Zaggarund Steaks had there minds sett on the feast ahead. If they only managed to score one more TD they had secured the win in the cup. So they lined up flatt to make to most of the fight ahead. Also outnumbering the goblins 10 to 8. It was an advantige they woud take. The goblins too had there minds sett on doing damage and to reduce the advantige of the NZS. And it was no suprise that a 'fling was knocked out already at the kick off. NZS quickly put pressure on Hurricane the ball carier. Knocking him to the ground and gaining an almost open path to the end zone. Back at the line of screamage. More blood was spilled, this time it was goblin blood. 2 more of the greenskins had been transported off the pitch. As Rugg safly picked up the ball and scored the 2 - 0 touch down for the Steaks.
At the kick off Gurlakk boys once more put the preasuer on the mino. Fortress once more knocked one of the big brutes to the ground and Spitfire came to knock him while prone. But the beast took hits and got back up. With sutch a concentration of players around Zharzrak. It was free for the flings to rush forward to secure the ball. And putting a nail in the game. Rugg was tru, with Hurrican and Fortress on his tail. Shaking them off, he got the ball into the end Zone... 3 - 0 what a performance by the short Zaggarund players.
Once more the goblins where too fiew to field a propper defence and there where noone left behind to guard the ball. T-bone was keen on scoring once more for the NZS rushing down field. Seeing the ball out in the open. He rushed for the ball. Graping it and setting off for the end Zone...
With this puperior win. The New Zaggarund Steaks where crwoned chapions of the "Stunty Weapon Masters". Having won all there matches. And with an amazing +6 TD rating.”