“Good evening sports fans, and welcome to the BBBC, the Blood Bowl Broadcast Channel.

Tonight we had the fifth round match for the lovely P.M.T. Warriors, facing off against the Rookie Ring-in dark elves of Loth's Guard.

It seems that the Dark Elves were distracted by something tonight, as they definately did not seem to be able to focus on the game. Perhaps the new uniforms of the P.M.T. warriors contributed to this, as they were wearing strapless corset-like tops with miniskirts tonight.

To put tonight's match simply, the P.M.T. Warriors blugeoned Loth's Guard, pummelling many players into the dirt, and makign certain that two of the rookies' families were going to regret their relations' decision to play Blood Bowl.

Many fans actually Booed the P.M.T. Warriors tonight, as their tactics seemed exceptionally savage, even performing dirty plays to hurt the Dark Elves despite having clearly won the match. The P.M.T. Warriors coach was himself surprised at the savagery of the women, and in the post-match press conference, promised he would "examine the situation in the locker room that lead to these tactics being employed."

Despite all this, the P.M.T. Warriors are warming up for their next match, facing off against the Rad High Elves.

This is your reporter, Viggo Chazdalik, signing off. Have a wonderful night, folks!


Votes:

3 - Bindir, for both getting the ball the closest to the score-line out of Loth's Guard, and also for a simply amazing, but eventually ill-fated, series of dodges to retrieve the ball late in the secodn half.Vicoria

2 - Jani, for, despite overwhelming numbers against him, fought hard to try to keep the ball away fro mthe amazons whenever he could.

1 - Vicoria, for being the longest surviving Dark Elf other than those already listed.”