“Having accuired a taste for rodent, Blood tide entered the field eager to try out their new recruit. Axtagatz had during training proven himself to be a capable and angry Bull centaur indeed.
At kickoff, Hatzix unfortunately yelled at the hobgoblins and was completely unaware of the raging ratogre standing beside him and had would have had an eye gouged out had it not been for the Blood tide's apotechary. Stabby Og made the first touchdown, Hatzix were close to making a second, but was stoopped and had to let Eyeball Henry be the one.
Axtagatz Uzkul beat the vermin to and fro, making the coach angrily happy. Eyeball Henry managed to pick up a few tricks watching Relentless hurl skaven players all over the field.

Assassin fans complained loudly when Gnash was given the most valuable player award, even though he was brutally killed by the minotaur Relentless duing the first few seconds of the first half. But fact is, that after the game, the Blood tide staff had Gnash cooked and served to the referees, who found him to be the most valuable player due to unusally fine crispiness and divine garlic stuffing.”