“What Funz! Da luk waz notz wit Da Tusks in da first couple of downs, and dem stinky Ratz, day runz too quickz But rugdush, sweet Rugdush threwz da ball fo notz onez but onze and onez times and Carl da drip also trew da ballz, but da poor orkies dat cought dem either never saw da hit cominz or dey were so excited dat dey had da ballz dat dey forgotz and tripped as dey gave it da gusto.

Vishnack deserves da Most Valuable Orcz awardz for surez. He spent most of da secondz half falling down and standing up. His legz and armz gotz quite da workout and he sayz "I iz red-e for da trower to toss me da skin." Weez thinks he meanz da skinz of dem ratz.

Tanks to allz da ratz for making all our fanz feel right at homez.

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