“This game was utterly insane! Fidal's first turn went perfectly normal, but as soon as the crooks 'n' villains started moving, the action got rather fishy. The first two blocks made by the evil ones were casualties, sending a lineelf straight to the injury box and forcing Fidal to use his apothecary in order to keep his catcher on the field. A couple of rounds of full-scale rout ensued, but in the end the agilty of the elves proved most effective, and the recently-saved catcher scored a magnificent touchdown... At this point Fidal was starting to look a bit roughed up though, and the reduced number of pointy eared gits were unable to stop the Crooks equalising just before halftime, a desperate attempt to stop the score by Fidal Wardancer Ottoz ending in Ottoz leaving the pitch on a stretcher. The second half were about to be kicked off when a riot broke out, taking up almost half the time of the second half. The Crooks, who were receiving, stayed cool though, and a solid march for the opposing end-zone saw them score with quite a bit of time left. As the elves set up, the Crooks coach noticed that a few of the beaten up elves had returned from the infirmery, and were ready to take to the field again. The elves' unnatural agility and speed almost let them equalize, but fortunately for the evil ones, The Shredder rose to his feet and delivered a mighty uppercut to the Fidal catcher carrying the ball, stunning him and effectively ending the match. A win for the Crooks, who were helped very much by incredible luck.

(note: I rolled NO SKULLS the entire game!!)”