“Wat a dramatik game!

Da Elves cheet sos day get da kik. Dey goes down da field and trows da bawl for a tuchdown, buts dey mess up der fancy pass. Pilge gets da bawl and heads up field and trys to trow it to Zaargh, but da putz drops da bawl (2R1). Dem elves gets it back and again trows it for a score... and again dey can't gets da bawl dere! Sos Trugg gets da bawl and trows it to Pilge. Again he heads up field to trow it to Zaargh.. dis time da pass is perfekt! But dat fool Zaargh drops it! (2R1) Next turn Zaargh grabs da bawl and heads for da score.. but just as he crosses da line, da bloody fool trips twice and falls over (GFI: 1 reroll 1) and dat ends da haf.

Second haf wez get da bawl...but dem elves cheets agin! Dey moves before da kick! Weez don't let dat bother us none and goes down to score. Den da elves get da bawl and Trugg has a good chance hits da elf with da bawl. But Trugg can't get to da guy (4+ dodge 1R1-SF) and day score real fast. Wez almost outta time so wez set up for Da Toss! Everyting works great, and Pilge has da bawl.. but den Gutz fergets to trow him (RS 1)!!! Sos tings gets dramatik... we push away sum elves, and Gutz steps away from three o' dem elves, one wit divin takel! picks up Pilge out of da grasp of anuder elf and does Da Toss! Pilge lands perfect and runs in fer da win!!!

Way ta go lads! Yer made Blud prowd!”