“Another win to pave the way to success for Hel's Hooligans. In a tremendous display of Chuzpeh the bristle snouted rats of Botox bit Heini to death in the very first round of the game. Needless to say, that the Apothecary didn't feel the need to treat such a weakling. The rest of the Hooligans started to employ every tactical trick to show the furries, who's the master of the Pitch. Even praying to Loki to cast his ill-doing eye on the vermin. Which the God of cruel laughter promptly did and thus tripping Skavens were quite common in this game, despite their fabled agility. It was only in the last minutes of the game, when Loki called in his prize for helping the Hooligans by letting their hands tremble and their fingers clutch empty air instead of the ball. Even if a 3rd Touchdown was denied, the Hooligans are very happy to have defeated the long-legged freaks of Botox.
After standing around roaring like a mad bull for 15 rounds, Frøsti was prompty brought to a vet for checking him for mad-cow-disease. The results are yet awaited...
After standing around roaring like a mad bull for 15 rounds, Frøsti was prompty brought to a vet for checking him for mad-cow-disease. The results are yet awaited...
Bragi's Harp: 4
Hoenir's Boots: 1
Hel's Chosen: 5
Heimdal's Horn: 0
Spawn of Loki: 0
Tyr's Hand: 0
Ettin Slayer: 0
Gullenbursti The Golden Boar: 4
Freya's Cat: 2
Thors Hammer: 0
Odin's Ravens: 0
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