“First time our team played against khemri. We were challenged by a less stronger team, but when Jack the Stripper couldn’t play due to his niggling injury and Aranesp was taken away by the local authoroties for questioning (something to do with him supposedly eating wasps for breakfast between his bread), we were down to 9 players and morale went down. Our main objective became hanging in there and trying not to lose. We managed to obtain a draw without some of our players getting killed.
It was a historical day for Jack the Crippler. He scored a magnificent touchdown and is now among the top ten of best scoring skaven linemen.
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