“The Lords won through in the end, but only by a single touchdown, in this almost-one-sided-almost-close game!

In the first, Zombie fouling proved counterproductive and the Actuaries found themselves men short after conceding the inevitable initial Lords touchdown.

However, they fought back valiantly, and despite being outnumbered, made a serious endzone charge late on, eventually being put down by some spirited Lords defence.

The Zombie CEOs are very displeased with the way the season has gone so far, and have drafted in a full contingent of slave girls to act as cheerleaders for the remainder of the season. These girls have been promised freedom if they help the Actuaries to a single win...and liquidation if they don't...but, with the world conquered by the Zombies, where would they go even if this unlikely event transpired?!!

^@^”