“The hungover squigs found todays outing, contrary to exspectations, to be a most pleasant advendture. The noobs was being handed the ball by opposing players who just could't pick up the ball, and whenever there was a moment of doubt - Nuffle stepped in and turned things the Squigs way. Playing squigs is fun on days like this, but honestly, its unlikely that Nuffle can keep it up and we are probably looking at darker days ahead. But hey we're here and the drinks are free - WOOT what more can a team ask for:) Only player on the team who wasn't getting drunk after the game, was the team apo who was hung upside down from the flagpole and he was still swinging when this reporter left the party, and then ofcourse Royal, but technically he's not on the team anymore:) ”