“Exciting game. Xlatohls Guard smashed holes in the Assassins defense, and the little skinks dashed through with the ball. The Assassins countered with quick moves from one flank to the other. Chestburster managed not to trip over his tail while blocking puny opponents today ... until the 7th turn in the second half, which almost stopped Schwoosh from scoring his game-winning TD. Luckily the brave little skink that was running up from behind, tripped on an invisible turtle and hit the dirt.”