“And yet another head coach gets the axe! Literally of course. It is widely suspected amongst the team members that someone has been feeding orphans or some similar good deed in their past-time, for that can be the only explanation for drawing such ill-will from our Dark Masters. The blood sacrifices shall be redoubled, the flogs oiled anew, and pain shall be inflicted in many heinous ways until this team is once again favored by the Dark Gods! And then we shall have a spot of tea.

(Horrible dice-rape. Granted, after turn 2 my heart was no longer in it and I was simply playing to make some money. My favorite dice rape this game- Agility 6 blitzer rolling 1's twice while dodging to an empty square. Good times.)”