“Oi!

Owr team o' snotlin' fellas made it owt to the FUMBBL World Cup!

Owr first match were aginst a bunch of goaty lookin' thin's. It started bad - Prince Mash, a troll, tripped on a GFI and will miss our next game. But den we got de pump wagon zoomin' around de feeld, and Better Than One managed to score a couple TDs, and we were ahead (a two-head?)!

Den we bad-kicked again, and de chaos guys who were left dey came down de sideline. So we blitzed 'em! and we blitzed 'em some more! But dey was real big. So we blitzed 'em some more! And Better Than One took on a chaos warrior wit' de ball all by himself, and knocked him down, and got de ball back in our end zone! What a hero!

But den de ball went into de crowd, and...it were a snotling who threw it back onto de field 2 squares...and dey scored for de tie. And we all went into the crowd to look for de stupid git who threw de ball back in when he should be hidin' it.

Next up, we get to eat rat!”