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Did you know? Up until now, 1511180 players have died on the pitch.
CTV 1650k Goblin
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Norse CTV 1500k
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#4 Princess Muffin – Dead (RIP)
#6 Grindy – Dead (RIP)
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The chainsaw of death that Wuhan mangled us with showed up on the field...but was drunk as a skunk. One blitz, and he was out and took his money with him!
Thanks to some cold rolling by the trolls, the charioteers dawned the scythes and minced goblin meat all game long! Hail to all!
Hail to Nacho for removing the chainsaw and scoring first TD! Despite the cheese sauce the fiends poured upon thy brow...you leave this day in victory.
Hail to Mario, who's fists of steel send Princess Muffin to the eternal darkness. Her head tied with twine to the throne of brass! and later scores to power up to our next dirty player! the taste of sweet blood brings cravings!
Grindy is eaten, no one tries to pull the head out of the troll's stomach....
Adams "A most delicious victory! (swipes some cheese off Nacho) And now on to the festivities of glory! And ride out to the night, ye Hounds of Hades!"”