“Despite poor judgement, lousy ball handling, and an overly developed bloodlust, the Dispensables eeked out a XXX TIE vs. the crafty, dodgey, and better played Son's of Defiance.
Disproportionate, team spokes..um..hobo, said that the key play was when, 'We threw all those blokes into the KO pit, and wouldn't let 'em out.'
Extraneous, who scored the only TD of the game, thought that he did an excellent job. But the rest of the team still treats him like he's a freakish nubbin.
Underhanded, stole the glory and the MVP, and immediatly contacted his agent to see about endorsement contracts, and a special cart to haul him around when his 'greatness overwhelmes him'. (Aged up a Niggle, stupid Dwarf.)
In deference to Underhanded's great age, the Coaching Team hired an on-call doctor. (Who secretly has ironic instructions to never treat Underhanded.)
Careful review of the tapes reveals that the Dispensable's coach, was clearly not needed this match, since he was busy celebrating during a critical turn 16th rather than focusing on the game.”
Well, it was a moral victory for the dwarves who really dominated the game. I too niggled, but through injury, not aging (which is better in my opinion).
The elves would miss their fair share of 2+ dodges. And most of their pass attempts. And Ko recoveries. Still, I was happy with the tie and the only one serious injury. Could've been a lot worse, especially fielding only seven players.
The elves also hired a doctor with thier winnings. Good game, Hasni!”
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Disproportionate, team spokes..um..hobo, said that the key play was when, 'We threw all those blokes into the KO pit, and wouldn't let 'em out.'
Extraneous, who scored the only TD of the game, thought that he did an excellent job. But the rest of the team still treats him like he's a freakish nubbin.
Underhanded, stole the glory and the MVP, and immediatly contacted his agent to see about endorsement contracts, and a special cart to haul him around when his 'greatness overwhelmes him'. (Aged up a Niggle, stupid Dwarf.)
In deference to Underhanded's great age, the Coaching Team hired an on-call doctor. (Who secretly has ironic instructions to never treat Underhanded.)
Careful review of the tapes reveals that the Dispensable's coach, was clearly not needed this match, since he was busy celebrating during a critical turn 16th rather than focusing on the game.”