“Wow, what a challenging match! The dark elves started out with a swarming blitz play as they kicked off to the blitzers. They quickly scooped it up, and despite the best efforts of dwarf blockers, were able to easily slip in for the 1st score.
Next kick off was much same as the first, except the elves managed to stun and KO quite a few dwarfs, so opposition, still tight, was no much of a problem.
The second half was another story. Dwarf blockers opened up the artillery, sending multiple elfs to the infirmary. Despite elf attempts at long passes, they just couldn't handle the ball. Rumor has it that some halfling reporter may have accidentally gotten some pork grease on it during the half.
The Blitzers managed to stun both their opposing coach as well as many elfs to pull off an amazing 2-2 tie in what should have been an elf blow-out. But then again....all elfs blow out eventually.”
Next kick off was much same as the first, except the elves managed to stun and KO quite a few dwarfs, so opposition, still tight, was no much of a problem.
The second half was another story. Dwarf blockers opened up the artillery, sending multiple elfs to the infirmary. Despite elf attempts at long passes, they just couldn't handle the ball. Rumor has it that some halfling reporter may have accidentally gotten some pork grease on it during the half.
The Blitzers managed to stun both their opposing coach as well as many elfs to pull off an amazing 2-2 tie in what should have been an elf blow-out. But then again....all elfs blow out eventually.”