“Celebrations are ongoing after the Bacterial Counterculture's last-turn high-flying hijinx featuring Tuberibacillus and the beefy arm of Streptococcus! A final drive to score by Carletto & co. was rudely interrupted as Streptococcus, miraculously upright with a screeching goblin at his feet, lifted the green meanie into the air and into the path of an otherwise perfect pass from a vampire. Keeping the goblin in his greasy grasp, Streptococcus hurled the goblin downfield as the crowd went wild! The crowd was pro-vampire - they really did go wild trying to get to the pitch and murder Tuberibacillus for messing up their wagers!

After the match, the coach of Bacterial Counterculture refused interviews, saying only that "He feels utterly disgusted by what he saw." A source close to the team heard him muttering comments about 'beating the spread' and 'the one time I want a troll to do nothing he goes and screws it up by doing something right'.”