“Washs and gossz entered the weekly foam party of the Shampoo Slurperssz, on an quiet evening that helped to take of the tension and depression of the last few games: "Washsss and gosssz szallensd Sze Gnadsssmassse'sssz. Id did!", the saurus announced. The skinks were shocked the coach angry and the sauri happy. A wild discussion started and washs and gossz finally, in a rage destroyed the teams shared toilet. "I wan'sss game I szallendszed szem - you 'an' do anyszin' abou' id!". What to do - the challenge was on and no way out. And thus the Shampoo Slurpersssz met the seemingly more than mighty Gnadsmashers, badly beaten from the last games, lacking Ausssie the sauri that had died the game before.

The Shampoo Slurpersssz were met by a vicious crowd that threw a rock right on the first turn of the game killing Herbal Essence! Luckily the Apothecary was able to patch the Sauri together, again and even got him into a stage that enabled it to play on. The Slurperssz received and started blocking. One of the lizards tried an early escape but was tripped over due to the tackling skills of the Norse, which gave them an early chance to strike back. They totally blew it though failing a block.

When the Gnadsmashers ballcarrier tripped over (with the little help of one of the saurus) Sssoap Bubblesssz the 3rd snatched the ball and ran as far as he could - handing the ball over smoothly to Massstey II - the first TD of the game was in favor of the Slurperssz.

Mid of turn 4 the Shampoo slurperssz Sauri Head and shouldersszs badly hurt one of the vlastenec, and - just as in the last A.N.A.R.C.H.I.S.T. game the opponent's apothecary tried to do a too good job and healed said player. Shortly after that chytit managed to run through the Shampoos defence and scored the TD to make the score an even 1-1.

Then hell broke loose: Herbal Essence furious about the crowd's attempt to murder him smashed vlastenec #13 to the ground - killing him. Only moments later Schwarzkopf Osiss threw himself on the unsuspecting odmet - killing him as well!

Fresh Soy somehow managed to run into the Gnadsmashers EndZone and stayed there ... when the Gnadsmashers ballcarrier tripped over (with the little help of one of the sauri) Sssoap Bubblesssz the 3rd snatched the ball and ran as far as he could - and focusing all of his frustration about the way the tournament had turned out threw the ball shouting "Fo' O'ganigsssz an' Ausssie". A perfect Long Bomb landing exactly in the hands of the waiting young Fresh Soy, who thus scored his first TD of his career. The Shampoo Slurpersssz were leading 2-1 at the end of the first half!

Before the referee could end the half though prudky attacked Organicss II the only remaining star Skink of the team - and killed him avenging his Norse friends! The second half started - and prudky immediately ran out on the pitch towards Ssslipery Soap II mortaly wounding him as well. In less than 10 minutes playing time the so far rather peaceful game had resulted in four players dead, 2 on each side!

Schwarzkopf Osiss didn't hesitate long, and poked rozbor in the eye - which means that rozbor can't play in the next match of the Grandmashers. The game than reverted to a somewhat more ordered playing - Sauri and norse still blocked each other, players were knocked over, but nobody received any permanent damage. The Grandsmashers launched another offensive that was stopped a few steps from the Slurperssz endzone. Ssssalon Selectivess the only Skink with Hail Mary Pass known to the Fumbbl world threw the ball all the way over the field right in front of the feet of two other skinks, about five steps from the Grandsmashers endzone.

Yet the Norse thrower managed to pick up the ball before any of the Skinks could reach it and tried to pass the ball back towards the Norse players deep in the Slurpersssz half. The throw went bad though as the ball hit the head of Head and shouldersszs, who even though standing next to another player managed to somehow get hold of the ball in an outstandingly fast reaction (for a sauri at least) [Interception Target : 9 --- Roll: 6 + 0 = 6].

Ssskin Szo Soft blocked Head and shouldersszs free who than ran, accompanied by several other sauri and the remaining skinks towards the opponents endzone. While that group of players was on it's way Ssskin Szo Soft badly hurt chytit. Head and shouldersszs safely scored the TD with only a few minutes left to play afterwards. Shampoo Slurpersszs were surprisingly leading 1-3!

The Norse team had another slight chance of scoring a 2nd Touchdown after Sssalon Sellectives fumbled the ball, but a failed dodge made that impossible. The last few seconds before the referee could end the game saw another two casualties on the norse. Ssskin Szo Soft seriously injured yet another one of the vlastenecs. A bad day for that family indeed! Schwarzkopf Osiss threw itself on yet another norse, badly hurting zniceni.

What seemed like a suicide attempt initiated by Washs and gossz turned out be the 4th victory of the Shampoo Slurperssz ever - a glorious day indeed, that almost made the team forget the 26 losses the team has suffered. A glorious day indeed this being the first game won in the A.N.A.R.C.H.I.S.T. cup as well - against a hugely stronger team!

Some Fans, being disheartened by the loss of another two players, abondened the official fanclub though. Still the money earned from the game, so the manager of the Shampoo Slurperssz, sufficed to buy a replacment Sauri for Ausssies (R.I.P.). Rumors have it that young players like that are badly needed, as several of the Shampoo Players seem to suffer from their ageing process by now.
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