“Tenthousands of fans had been intimidated to come to see the first game of Flayed elf. Starting by knocking out most of Xlatohls Guard scoring a touchdown would have been easy, had it not been for the troubles picking up the ball. Clumsy hands delayed the toucchdown to the end of first half with only three 'Guard players on the field.
The second TD occurred during the second half after a long and tiersome rush by Stugga Runforit. Armbenda Rush hurt two lizzards so badly they never returned to the field. Maxlaxor returned the favour by giving Bark Throatbite a concussion, making him so dizzy he plobably won't show up to the next game.”