“"Dear Lord, we praise Thee for giving us the strength to overcome in this sport once again, for today were we faced with clear abominations of hell itself -- lizard creatures that play Blood Bowl like a man. Though they do not play it well themselves, O Lord, from which it is clear that they were not created in Thine image.

"Though they were strong when blocking us, Lord, we were able to score twice in the first half with relative ease -- one of which was made easier, Lord, by Thy decision to allow us to blitz the opponent before they could even approach our short kickoff. And we heard Thy call, O Lord, when Thou told us to foul the prone abomination at the end of the half. We did as Thou asked, O Lord, and scarred the creature for life.

"We thank Thee finally, O Lord, for allowing us to suffer no permanent injury, though we allowed ourselves to be blocked much for the sake of our team's success.

"Amen."”