“Now I've experienced a lot of dice-rapes in my time here but thisone is right up there.
The opposition team didn't have a single guard or tackle and only MB on the tree. Their team was set up for a fast running game, which is fair enough. Mine is too although I had 3 guard and several tackle so you would think I was going to win the battle in terms of casualties as they hopefully wouldnt have been able to bring down my blodgers. Couldn't have been more wrong.
Turn 2 my wardancer is BH.
Then his str7 tree blocks mine. Double skull/pow. Both go down, both armours are beaten. His is stunned. Mine is killed. Apothecary fails. Fantastic. Turn 7 of first half that happened in.
Very next turn I dodge with a blodger. Fails. Dies. Superb.
Very next turn opposition blitz me, their only block of the turn. Pow. Niggle.
3 turns, 3 players gone.
Had 40k before the match. Get 10k winnings. Not even close to buying even a lineman to replace them.
Just makes u wonder what the point is.

No complaints about the coach, he didn't deserve to hear me bitchin' about my luck. Wasnt his fault he annihilated my team.

Before this match this team stood a chance of greatness. I'm now in two minds as to whether to retire it. ”