“Proving that it is, in fact, totally possible for a reptilian team to come out the gate, guns blazing, the Lambton Wyrms completely decimated the lowly Cenobite newbies with a combination of flashy Skink dodging and dicey Saurus mauling.
When reached for comment, coach Celebrity Cameo, Esq. replied, "What? They screwed up. Well... everyone but Dr. Channard, but that's because he has that weird screw head thingie that makes him levitate. It's hard to put a body on someone like that, you know?"
When asked what he thought went wrong, the coach said, "They suck, that's what went wrong. Now get out of my way, I'll feel better about this game when I'm drunk."”
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When reached for comment, coach Celebrity Cameo, Esq. replied, "What? They screwed up. Well... everyone but Dr. Channard, but that's because he has that weird screw head thingie that makes him levitate. It's hard to put a body on someone like that, you know?"
When asked what he thought went wrong, the coach said, "They suck, that's what went wrong. Now get out of my way, I'll feel better about this game when I'm drunk."”