“The luck rating our esteemed opponent has is almost exactly accurate - his dodges worked beautifully, while his players couldn't cut their way through grass with a weed whacker.

Even the superstar Nobbla Blackwart had to be reminded to sharpen his chainsaw, but by then it was too late as he was ejected for the second half.

The Revolution, on the other hand, had some brilliant blocking, though they couldn't throw the ball off a cliff if they had a tailwind.

The Nurgle team struck first, after being stopped cold with an initial run, dashing down field a second time to score.

A brilliantly co-ordinated throw by the Terror Corps tied the game 1-1 on turn 8, catching the still-celebrating Revulsion Revolution napping.

The goblins went up by the middle of the second, executing an unbelieveable series of dodges, leaving a wreckage of confused beastmen in their wake.

A game-ending series of dropped balls, confused players, and a mad dash tied it up for the Revulsion Revolution, who shockingly made it out of the game without a single casualty. This is believed to be a first for a Nurgle team employed by this coach.

Despite giving up the tie, the host's fan rewarded their team for such an exciting game; as per usual, the MVPs were given to whichever players chatted with the fans most, havin nothing to do with the play.

An enjoyable game, and well worth the price!”